Jesus was in my vaginal discharge

A weeping jesus appeared on my panties... I'm so thankful I always check for patterns on my dirty underwear.

Feelin Klepto?

Yuck!

This chai tastes like potpourri. Gross!!

Who Whore it better: Corpse

OR

This guy looked like a corpse without my glasses on

so I took a photo to see if the camera would capture the corpsiness of this Food network star.

He looks like a corpse. Actually he looks like the corpse from The Goonies.

At an Expensive Hotel...

Hmmmmmm, what to steal?

Okay.

Cinnamon stick it is. Only thing that will fit in my purse. 

I'll make a spiced chai tomorrow. Thanks Wedgewood Hotel. 

Telepathic Paying

I paid for my bar tab with telepathic money tonight. I feel like the bartender might have been upset at first, but it's all about karma, and the telepathic payment energy I sent him will benefit him in the end.