Friday, February 11, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
The Wine Box
Well, I've come to that point in my life where I buy boxed wine because it's cheapest. It reminds me of a bag of urine.
I can't even go to my favorite liquor store to get it because I don't think they'd sell it. I frequent the government liquor depots and pretend at each one that I'm having a boxed wine party with all my trendy friends.
It's not that. It's for me. I'm a wine box girl.
I can't even go to my favorite liquor store to get it because I don't think they'd sell it. I frequent the government liquor depots and pretend at each one that I'm having a boxed wine party with all my trendy friends.
It's not that. It's for me. I'm a wine box girl.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Illuminati Exploring
Sometimes I like to go to the Sutton Place Hotel and explore the illuminati floors and the Rothschilds ballrooms.
http://www.vancouver.suttonplace.com/Meetings_Banquets.htm
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
You're being tryhards, Myspace
What's with the tentacles and deer heads and shit coming out of the my______ thing now? TRYHARD. I wanna see a big long dick flop outta that my______ and splooge all over my profile. If you were true to yourself, myspace, that's what you'd do.
I get it I get it -- it's indie cute, the teenagers love it, you're trying to re-route your content to your desired audience. Heart shaped lollipops are nice, they remind me of my first year university when I licked 4 of them in a row during reading week while reading Silence of the Lambs and falling in love with Hannibal Lecter. I get it.
I get it I get it -- it's indie cute, the teenagers love it, you're trying to re-route your content to your desired audience. Heart shaped lollipops are nice, they remind me of my first year university when I licked 4 of them in a row during reading week while reading Silence of the Lambs and falling in love with Hannibal Lecter. I get it.
Friday, January 28, 2011
KFC's having a party - Come
If I knew enough cool people we'd go crash a real KFC.
Here's a better invite.
We'll be in the back room, behind the "Just KFC" Kentucky Fried Chicken wall.
Fuckit you know what? Their link's still not working. But you know whose is? KFC Australia. They're open, it's like 3pm there. I'm taking my BYOB KFC FB party to KFC Australia. See you there, suckos. I'll probably see Chris there, cause he follows me around and they have that tennis thing going on there. He'll be so fuckin popular.
Here's a better invite.
We'll be in the back room, behind the "Just KFC" Kentucky Fried Chicken wall.
Fuckit you know what? Their link's still not working. But you know whose is? KFC Australia. They're open, it's like 3pm there. I'm taking my BYOB KFC FB party to KFC Australia. See you there, suckos. I'll probably see Chris there, cause he follows me around and they have that tennis thing going on there. He'll be so fuckin popular.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Dog Stalking
One of my favorite things is when I see a dog sitting in the back seat of a car like a passenger. I especially like when it's dark out and all you can see is the dog's silhouette.
This video is hopefully the first of many dog stalkings. I want to see how long I can follow a dog in a car ahead of me for. My record so far is 1:51, the length of this video (my first recorded stalk). I'd like to make it up to 2 minutes next time, bonus if I can follow the dog home and park in front of the dog's house and honk the horn for the pup.
This video is hopefully the first of many dog stalkings. I want to see how long I can follow a dog in a car ahead of me for. My record so far is 1:51, the length of this video (my first recorded stalk). I'd like to make it up to 2 minutes next time, bonus if I can follow the dog home and park in front of the dog's house and honk the horn for the pup.
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