Shag

The rug that gives your feet a hug.

Just Let the girl be Skinny

God. She’s got nothing else going for her, she lost in the looks department and the intelligence department and the fame department and the originality department. Just give her her 90 pounds of glory and don’t worry about her health. It’s probably just as bad as yours.

Googlin'

I'm a Parking Meter

I make $6 an hour

I work from 6am to 10pm

I make $84 a day

I make more than you do.

I’m a parking meter.

http://communities.canada.com/theprovince/blogs/liveatfive/archive/2009/12/01/vancouver-parking-meters-to-cost-more-for-longer-hours.aspx

The Holy Grial & Shrooms

The biggest stretch of historic christian allegory...CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Coquitlam Backyards

Modification:

Coquitlam's got murderers n' bears OR, more specifically, if you are in my sister's backyard, Coquitlam has got criminals n' bobcats.*

Exercise caution when you are in Coquitlam backyards. There's criminals n' bobcats.


*Not as threatening

Sites that get Frequent Visits from Me

Sites that get Frequent Visits from Me
www.fa.com
www.hot.com
www.gm.com

Hey Fa, "Hot" and GM...
You can all minus 20 hits from your website count per year as my accidental contribution to your popularity that will go nowhere. I get to your site because my computer's too dumb to click things properly in the dropdown.

I don't want to use Fa shower products, worship Obama, or buy a GM vehicle.