Triple Threat

Cacti

I Miss 2001 and Gisele

Gisele and her hunchy back and her star tattoo
Miss ya girl
You’re my favorite supermodel
Nazis, aliens, football player who cares.
Did you get stabbed in the arm – what is that scar from?
I feel like you were my mom in another life (maybe)



Way to channel your fuckin higher self on the runway Gisele.


Early 2000s Forever.

Shag

The rug that gives your feet a hug.

Just Let the girl be Skinny

God. She’s got nothing else going for her, she lost in the looks department and the intelligence department and the fame department and the originality department. Just give her her 90 pounds of glory and don’t worry about her health. It’s probably just as bad as yours.

Googlin'

I'm a Parking Meter

I make $6 an hour

I work from 6am to 10pm

I make $84 a day

I make more than you do.

I’m a parking meter.

http://communities.canada.com/theprovince/blogs/liveatfive/archive/2009/12/01/vancouver-parking-meters-to-cost-more-for-longer-hours.aspx