Fuckhoo News has some great ways to judge the men you're dating. We especially love judging men by what they eat. Here are a few ways to judge your guy. He orders:
Steak: Oh yummy, meat burps later, or better yet, post sex. Well, whatever, as long as he flosses his teeth. And as long as he doesn't leave the flossed bits in the sink and on the mirror like my last boyfriend.
Fish: He likes to eat pussy.
Pasta: He's gonna get fat 10 years into your marriage.
Dumplings: This guy is fat.
Dessert: Gay. Then straignt. Then gay again. Then straight. Then gay.
Alcohol: Perfect, an alcoholic, just like me. Sex will be drunken and great later.
Salad: Not bad, not bad. Watchin the weight, I like that.
Nothing: Better yet. I love a guy who doesn't eat.
About Me
- Alison Kowalchuk
- Los Angeles, CA, United States
- This is my blog, it's called the Fuckhoo News. It's in response to Yahoo News, which is beginning to freak me out by how fucked it is. My myspace blog is here too, whatthehellalison. I also do fake craigslist posts on here that usually get flagged. Thanks for reading.
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