Murderers or Cougars in the Woods?
Murderers won last one so I'll put something up that matches them a little closer in stature. There are known cougars in the mountains of BC. One attacked a child in her backyard on a mountain near where I live. The kid's mom got in and saved her (thank god) but I'm still afraid of those bloodthirsty cats. So:
Murderers vs Cougars (in the woods)
Murderers: chop up my body after
Cougars: eat my body after
Murderers: you can plead with a murderer
Cougars: you can't plead with a cougar
Murderers: you can play along with a murderer and outsmart them
Cougars: you can't play along with a cat that is eating you and feeding you to its young unless playing along = being fed to young
Cougars: easy enough to avoid - just don't go to the woods
Murderers: could be anywhere
Murderers: evil
Cougars: hungry
Murderers: lots of people have been killers
Cougars: not many cougars have killed people
Murderers: shows about crime killings make me feel awful but I watch them anyway
Cougars: I like National geographic
Drumroll...
Murderers wins. Thinking about a beautiful majestic animal makes me feel fuzzy on the inside. Thinking about the vacuum eyes of charles manson and ted bundy makes me feel dead.
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